|Minimum Stay||6 nights|
PREAMBLE: This can be in conjuction with:
Boring Ol' One Bedroom # 1 (Listing#744803)
No Phone, No Lights No Motor Cars, Not a Single Luxury, Like Robinson Crusoe, As Primative As Can Be.
ok, Not Quite, It Has Lights, Air Conditioning, a Walk in Closet and Access to the Rest of the House, Which Has Most of the Above, But It's All About Expectation Management. This is two rooms, a bathroom, and tiny living area in what used to be the garage. Its mostly private, except the laundry room, which I will need to use occasionally.
have You Heard the Expression, Building an Airplane While in Flight? Well, That Suits Casa Roja Just Fine. This is a Ginormous (4700 Sqrft) House in a Phenomenal Location. Best Location in El Paso, if I Do Say So Myself. (and I Do). Here’s Why:
i Am a Mere Hop, Skip, a Half Mile to the Best Restaurants, Bars, and Nightlife That El Paso Has to Offer. I’m Uno Mile from the Sun Bowl and 2.5 Miles to Chihuahua Stadium/convention Center/plaza.
there Are a Dozen Hospitals Around Here for All You Traveling Nurses and Hypochondriacs.
i’m 13 Min to the Zoo (and El Paso Hockey…that’s Right. Go Rhinos!)
i’m 15min to Ft. Bliss.
ok, Back to the Airplane.
the House Was a Foreclosure and Therefore Treated a Bit Neglected. I’ve Done a Lot On the Ol Girl, But There’s Still a Lot to Do.
and Now What You’ve All Been Waiting For: the Area for Rent. Its a Simple One Bedroom. That's It. Now for the Rest of the House:
i Have Two Living Rooms, Two Dining Rooms, and a Poker Room. Only One of the Dining Rooms Has a Table, But Both of the Living Rooms Are Good to Go. (lr1 Has a Pull Out Couch Which You Can Negotiate from Me in a Pinch). One Living Room Has a Tv, the Other Has a Fire Place, Which I’ve Never Used. I Hope to Have a Nice Tv in There Eventually, With a Video of a Fire.
Anyway, Here Are Some of the Things That May Detract from Your Lodging Experience:
the House Used to Have Two Stoves, Now It Has One, Therefore, There is a Spot in the Kitchen Where a Stove Used to Be. Does It Affect How the Other Stove Works? Nope. is It Ugly? Yep. One Day I Will Replace the Entire Kitchen and It Its Place Will Be a Wine Fridge, But Not Right Now.
besides the House Being Generally Old, I Have No Cable. I Do Have Wireless Interwebs and Can Offer Netflix and Amazon Prime While You Are Here.
last, But Not Least, the Back Yard is a Work in Progress and a Never Ending Fight Between Me and the Weeds. I Was Losing Something Fierce, So I'm Taking a Scorched Earth Policy and Rebuilding. Depending On When You Get Here, It Will Be Weeds, Mud, Sod, Or Wonderfulness.
ok, That’s Bout It.
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My Standard Rate
6 night minimum stay
for 6 nights
|Notes: Rates are based on 4 guests; add £8 per night, per additional guest|
* Approximate monthly price. Actual pricing will depend on the days of the month you stay.